But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious. Since the Philippines is an archipelago, nicknames come in various forms and words.

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Listed down are ten of the funniest Pinoy business names that exist around the metro and Philippine provinces.

After all, the name makes it sound like this community is a really twisted version of Disneyland—it's the happiest place on Earth, but for a completely different reason. . Top Nicknames for Pinoy - ꧁༒MÀŃĐĮŘĮGMÁ༒꧂, Leͥgeͣnͫdやiήoψ☘, ᶤᵗˢ㉺Ḟᴜ͖ᵶ͟͠ᴢ͞ʏ鼻ᴳᵒᵈ, ༺鿆AѕυмαƇƇ鿆༻, gwapong Kupal, ᴘɪɴᴏʏ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ, PancitPapi, Quiboloy.

Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. Here’s an explainer for these nicknames, courtesy of OneDown, whose slogan is “Redefining Filipino in today’s modern world”.

The next on our list of funny Filipino names and surnames is ‘Dhrecxzeus.

) ← Arby’s Vodka → New aloha.

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11. English translation: Xerox brand.

Mga kaklase ko nung elementary: Avegay, Sherwin (girl), Abigail (boy).



Alejandro (Spanish origin), meaning “People’s guardian. According to the Pascual patriarch, he planned to only have two kids — a boy and a girl — and to give them unique names. The slide above might be wrong — here’s another explanation for the.

. . . The slide above might be wrong — here’s another explanation for the nickname “Totoy”: ( Kuya is the title for “big brother”, and ate is the title for “big sister”. DHRECXZEUS.

like Tingting Cojuangco.

. those with the weird letter E's in their names: eg.



Alab (Filipino origin), Filipino baby boy name meaning “to burn with emotions.

Filipinos have the tendency to incorporate brand names in their language.

Obviously, some of those nicknames are based on popular trim variants of the car.